Category Archives: Zevia

D&D, Week 3

To save me the time and effort of painstakingly drawing out on graph paper every single map that might get used, we decided to go the route of picking up some transparency sheets and some wet-erase pens. We would lay the transparencies over the big blank combat grid map, and then we could just quickly draw out any walls or objects that needed to be put in – or, if I wanted something complex, I could draw it out beforehand and just lay it over.

Of the 4 PCs that I made the request to to make miniatures, the 2 that I live with did it. One of my players often asks if I’ve been working on my campaign because he seems concerned I won’t be ready for each Monday night, so I actually zinged him at a party with the following conversation:

“Did you work on your campaign this week?”
“Did you work on your miniature?”
“…”

And we moved right along to some Rock Band.
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D&D, Week 2

Monday the 14th will actually mark week 3, but I didn’t get around to doing a write-up for our session until now.

At the end of the first session, the 3 PCs – Hammit the dwarf shaman, Zeekual the dwarf fighter, and Vo the half-elf warlock – had burned down Devardec’s farmhouse, investigated the barn a little bit (and discovered the symbol of the Raven Queen painted across the door), noticed a soft purple glow coming from inside, and tried to interrogate some bandits they tied up to no real avail. Turns out it’s hard to get information out of what are essentially squatters after incinerating their friends and disemboweling them with a magic bear.

Between week 1 and week 2, another friend rolled up a character, a Dragonborn sorcerer. His name escapes me at the moment, unfortunately. Now I couldn’t really think of an amazing way to slip this guy into the story before the next round of combat, and I wanted him to be in on the game from the get-go that night, so we basically just agreed that Devardec had just kept sending every person he could find to his farm until he got results, and since he hadn’t heard back from the other 3 adventurers, fuck it, send someone else.
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Agendas, Part Deux

Let’s see if I can shove Mr. Chaos off a cliff again.

Let me touch on the other topics I had intended to get to first, then I’ll try and bullet-point out something more organized for the D&D followers here. Up first – Global Agenda!
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I Have Agendas…

This is going to be one of those very wordy times of mine. Of course, every time I talk is a wordy time of mine, but nonetheless.

First, I’ll give you an update on how D&D is going so far. Then I’m going to talk about another “MMO” (sort of) that I played for a couple months back around September that I’m now playing again with one of my roommates. Following that, I saw a documentary recently that ties well into internet culture and wanted to comment a bit with some thoughts generated from it. Lastly, I’ll mention why I’m a bit embarrassed over playing Super Smash Bros. Melee.

Hope you got some time to kill and a good pair of reading glasses.
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Nerdier Than WoW…

When Saate first approached me about the possibility of adding some articles to the site from time to time, I asked him what exactly he was looking for from me. I was a little perplexed when the response was, “Whatever you feel like doing.”

For long-time followers of the site, you may know that Saate’s articles tend to be very focused on relevant topics as related to WoW, and almost always related to achievements of some form. They’re carefully considered, they’re constructed with graphs and mathematical precision, and it’s rare that he speaks up without some kind of information that can directly relate to obtaining something desirable within the WoW universe. Sometimes they even offer nifty insight to real-life practices with lessons taken from WoW.

Whereas mine are… Well, they’re like taking the concept of chaos, turning it into a person, and then telling Mr. Chaos to chug several pitchers, stick his face against the bottom of a baseball bat which has been upturned and planted firmly against the ground, spin around several times, then go ahead and stumble forward off a cliff until he faceplants on an oversized checkerboard with ideas written in each square, and just go ahead and go with whatever the remains of his face have splattered across.
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Shove It, Arch!

357 NE artifacts completed before the doll appeared in the book.
102 fossil artifacts had to be completed along the way, despite getting the only two fossil rares within the first 15-20 fossil solves.
48 Tol’vir solves had to be completed without ever using any Tol’vir Hieroglyphs as any I picked up were all sold on the AH to fund NE scrolls. Only 2 Tol’vir rares were obtained, and one was the pointless scarab necklace – both were obtained within the first 15 solves.
35 troll solves had to be completed without ever receiving a rare.
9 dwarf solves had to be completed, and the only rare received was a new hearthstone that replaced the old one.

Around 315-320 NE solves, I had put my NE fragment total at about 12,500 or so. I would be willing to bet that the search for Tyrande’s Favorite Doll took me a grand total of approximately 18,500-20,000 Kalimdor fragments and close to 10k gold on night elf scrolls, as well as approximately 6 or 7 weeks of doing Arch, including some days of 9 hours straight farming.

I am now removing the survey and archaeology icons from my bars and never looking at them again. This is, by far, the absolute worst thing I’ve ever done in WoW. And I’m finally done.

As mentioned in the Arch humor video, there are no words.

More Archaeology Humor

Hey folks, Zevia here, with some more Archaeology humor. If you’ve ever seen Kevin Nealon do stand-up or perform on Saturday Night Live, you might know of his character “Mr. Subliminal.” Well, this audio review of Archaeology was inspired by that character.

Hope you enjoy. Archaeology Audio Review.

This video here is born out of actual frustration with the profession, but for those who’ve done it as much as I have, I’m sure you’ll laugh because you can share in the pain.

Astrum Brumalis’ Guide To Omnotron

Hey folks, Zevia here.

Still banging away at Archaeology, but after hitting 284 NE solves and having 1300 fossil fragments just sitting in my bag doing nothing, I lost the heart to keep at it. Haven’t much touched it in a week.

Been doing a lot of restructuring within the guild – I’m now in charge of the guild bank, and hoo boy, you should see my logs for it on the website. Anyway, for your viewing pleasure, here’s the next Astrum Brumalis video raid guide for one of the first bosses of Blackwing Descent: Omnotron.

How To: Conclave of Wind

Hey folks, Zevia here. I know I’ve been pretty quiet since the LAN Party, but it’s been a mix of raiding, work, and !@#@%^&*@ archaeology. Let’s just say I’m not on the same wavelength with Saate when it comes to enjoying that profession, but damned if I’m not going to get my night elf trinket eventually. 240 solves and counting.

Anyway, I did have some time today to put together one of 4 videos that have been on my to-do list, so for those who may want an alternative to the Tankspot videos, I present to you the Astrum Brumalis’ guide to 10-man Conclave of Wind:

Discipline Priest PvE Tips (Patch 4.0.3a)

This video is actually a supplement to the PvE guide I wrote and posted to the WoW forums. You can find the link to the full guide here.